i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..
It does make you sick. Literally.
wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!
I only buy push-up bras from Victoria Secret because if I’m going to pay 40 for a bra might as well make it seem like I bought new boobs too
Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both
sir i asked for a resume. this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the fuck. how did you get over 7. youre hired
i was told….